I don’t know. Lets check our is it tuesday? website.
Yes. It is tuesday.
But wait! Is it christmas?
I don’t know. Lets check our is it christmas? website.
No. It is not christmas. But when it is, this is my card of choice for family and friends alike…
The internet is weird.
How do you say “I want one of these” in Japanese?
But a REAL one. Not a stop-frame animation one.
Nancy.
Former First Lady Reagan, I bow to you.
Oh Ethan from 90210. You were the surprise of the show, the boring jock that somehow became all kinds of awesome after your comic timing let you break free from your initial role as the boy rope in Annie and Crazy Naomi’s tug of war. I really liked when you got a man crush on [...]
Heavy machinery! Quarries! Preteens blowing shit up under the supervision of ANDREW W.K.!
I imagine this is what a fucking massive insurance premium looks like, ie the best TV show in the world. If they manage to incorporate gunge, it just might be perfect.
In my dreams there’s a theme tune that goes ‘we build, we destroy, [...]
I feel for you Kellz, even while I try and ignore the glaring crime against punctuation and the fact that the lonely playa might be urinating in public. It was a great day when I finally told someone ‘look I’m not being fucking ironic, I just like his music’. Now you have created my new [...]
I prefer skirts (the shorter the better) to trousers for a number of reasons…
1. It’s easier to pee at a festival/in a park/anywhere in a skirt.
2. They’re less constricting – movement wise – as long as, like me, you do not mind other people seeing your crotch.
3. They come in pretty colours and patterns (yes [...]
Eugenio Recuenco.
This last one is my favourite. Because I feel this way all the time.
This week I have been enjoying Martina Cole’s The Take (I like how her name is in the title to reassure us trash connoisseurs), a programme which includes the line “he’s taken everything, even the Flymo”. Part of its charm is that it involves senseless violence carried out in super eighties outfits (in honour of [...]
With this nice weather I have been able to spend the day living the dream – drinking gin for breakfast, smoking cigarettes, and falling asleep reading the TLS. This might only be ‘the dream’ if you are an English graduate or alcoholic academic, and I also cleaned my bathroom, but you get the picture.
It’s also [...]
Fendi did good.
Um, yes.
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Mine is Lolly the Funkstress
Gremlin’s is G. DJ
Nice.
used to go out with the guy who invented this
Yes, that is what you think it is. It is pre-stained underwear!
And the inventor, certainly our best friend’s best friend’s one-that-got-away, reckons these will be a surefire hit with “the dudes”. Um, and the ladies?
Read the full article here: Pre-stained
What a winner.
Emma Watson
miniature ponies!