This week I have been enjoying Martina Cole’s The Take (I like how her name is in the title to reassure us trash connoisseurs), a programme which includes the line “he’s taken everything, even the Flymo”. Part of its charm is that it involves senseless violence carried out in super eighties outfits (in honour of which I am wearing a Ben Sherman shirt and chenille leggings as my loungewear). Mostly it’s because of Tom Hardy, who is a brilliant actor blah blah blah, but more importantly whose inexplicable omnipotence over my hormones meant I found myself slightly sexually attracted to a Reman in Star Trek Nemesis.
Yep.
Teeth like a shipwreck. How wrong is it that the crack mouth is kind of hot? Let’s see a close up for extra sexy.
I need to stop now and take a cold shower.
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