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Vegan porn

Satisfy your meat free/dairy free sexual appetite here
http://www.vegporn.com/
My favourite model – Kristofski

He’s bringing sexy back.

this is the skin of a KILLER

Why did i have Action Man dolls as a child when these existed?
Silver, go on eBay now. You know what to get me for my birthday.

three frames

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nails. chalkboard.

 
Despite it having the most annoying central family on TV and making every female character psychotically needy, I kind of love 90210. 
It is, after all, home to Mr Matthews the sexy hobo teacher. It is also, however, home to the most fascinatingly irritating facial expression I have ever seen – Shenae Grimes opening her mouth. 
Reaching [...]

shamefucks

You know the ones. Those people you would if you could. Then you’d hide it, and whenever anyone asked ‘did you and x ever…’ you’d cut them off promptly and change the subject as fast as fucking possible. And then you’d probably sleep with them again, even though you knew it was wrong.
For a lot [...]

SEX

I find this interesting so I don’t particularly care if no one else does.
Worldwide ages of consent
But if like me you are interested and did look at the link…
How bloody glad/pissed off (delete as appropriate – please note, if you deleted ‘glad’ you are a paedophile and this is the wrong site for you) are [...]

Seeing stars

So… teenage girl goes to tattoo parlor to get three stars tattooed near her left eye as a present from her father. Yes, from her father, for her 18th birthday. I can’t remember what my father gave me for my 18th birthday, but I’m pretty bloody sure it wasn’t a FACE TATTOO. Anyway, teeny ‘falls [...]

Flippant swearing

Being British, I rejoice in the use of swear words in casual conversation. I love to curse and swear and so does my grandmother. My father likes to swear so much he wrote an entire book dedicated to the subject. True.
Americans however, hate flippant swearing and as such, often find us British terribly offensive. All [...]

Hats and sunglasses indoors

ARE RUDE. We find you offensive. Stop it.