You know the ones. Those people you would if you could. Then you’d hide it, and whenever anyone asked ‘did you and x ever…’ you’d cut them off promptly and change the subject as fast as fucking possible. And then you’d probably sleep with them again, even though you knew it was wrong.
For a lot of people I’ve spoken to, this person is Chuck Bass. I can see that. He’s gross, and looks like a catfish but… Okay, I can’t really see it, since he has a terrible figure and a huge head. But that’s the point of a shamefuck. Other people can’t see it.
Mine wears jodhpurs. I think even my mother finds him offensive, and she’s a card-carrying Tory. Please don’t tell anyone. About either of those things.
So much shame in one paragraph.
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