One gentleman’s quest to find his goddess
Don’t worry, his terms are negotiable, although as a “Global Visionary” and an inventor of technology which will re-define the entire computer industry (as well as the powerful sexual skills suggested by his forceful use of caps), I don’t see why he should have to.
His search for a lady is part of his ultimate goal to “greatly reduce human suffering on planet Earth. It is deep, complex, and mind-boggling”. Clearly this is not about sexual gratification, looks, or any of the usual trivial concerns of the unenlightened.
Although it would help if you have the following spiritual qualifications:
She is extremely attractive. She’s HOT. She turns heads wherever she goes.
She is sexy. VERY sexy.
She has excellent posture.
She has a trim waistline. Alternatively, if her waistline is ALMOST (but not quite) trim, she is willing to trim it down for me and keep it trim for me. No exceptions.
Her hair is her own and at least TO HER SHOULDERS. Alternatively, she is willing to grow her hair long for me and keep it long for me. No exceptions.
Her voice is not low or raspy. (Alto is fine; baritone is not.)
She is in excellent health, although she may have some minor health issues she is working on.
And, apparently, if you have wings, and a slightly phallic looking staff:
Mind-boggling indeed.
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