Monthly Archives August 2009

Red carpet taxidermy

So obviously the Daytime Emmys won’t even come close to the Primetime Emmys since there was no possibility of the hot pieces from GK in suits (i.e. a Brad/RayRay/Fick reunion – are Walt and Q-Tip as well too much to ask?), but they did have one thing the others probably won’t…
… A PUSSY PURSE.

It’s watching [...]

if i had a thyroid problem

I would totally rock these.

Creative writing. Post watershed.

I enjoy browsing the categories in on fanfiction.net to find the most bewildering things people choose to write about. Let’s just take the TV section, for example. The TV section, which includes fanfic for the following:
Airwolf ; Ballykissangel ; Inspector Lynley Mysteries ; Lazytown ; Monarch of the Glen ; Murder She Wrote ; Round The Twist ; Steptoe and Son.
That’s just [...]

woof woof

If my dog ever gets a girldogfriend and it is her birthday or valentines day or even just a casual park-date day and he needs to buy her a wonderful dog gift, I will swiftly direct him to HauteDiggityDog. Where he could buy her…
a nice bag
or a bottle of perfume
or some cute heels
And I needn’t [...]

Then and now

Then

And now…
Look, basically I can’t find a suitable picture on google. Stupid google. So close your eyes for a second or two and just remember what everyone looked like last time you got yourself down to a British beach. Fat, pale and far too naked. Right? Right? Yep ok.
SO I absolutely adore the British Library. [...]

move over chuck bass

PC has stolen my heart

I’m so sorry CB! Take solace in the knowledge that once you were loved.

Muppet Scando-Hotness

APOD Geek out

Astronomy picture of the day.

thanks jaeger!

How did you know I mostly like jewelry that can also be used to self harm?

SPARKLY AND DANGEROUS.
The collection is called Shattered Glass and it was designed by Australian Manik Mercian, in case you’re wondering who to hold responsible if any of the fashion lot ‘accidently’ slit their wrists.

Farväl

RIP Godric. I got quite upset during the bit in Swedish, although I did become slightly distracted by his ugly sandals. I will miss his and Eric’s love connection, and his strangely calm demeanour.

When Sookie was disgusted at the thought of finding Eric sexually attractive, you know everyone with eyes was thinking “is something wrong [...]

Some girls

DC Comics you are staring into my SOUL.

But look! Sneaky lady tricks to snare the well-manicured 40-year-old of my dreams (check out the print detailing on his collar and cuffs). Or maybe not.
‘The Revealing Secrets of Girls’ Romances’: apparently, girls have always been a bit mental and boys have always worn rolled up jeans and plimsolls.

Cote d’Azur chic

I’m in the French Riviera, surrounded by sea and sun and super tanned old ladies. And my taste in fashion has changed accordingly and quite dramatically. This happens when I change surroundings, on account of me being half chameleon. So, now I suddenly NEED a pair of white jeans. In fact I just need anything [...]

Whenever I see your grouchy face

My kind of love song.

“I’m glad that I’m so lucky to make you feel yucky everyday.”
Penny whistle at 1:57!

There’s something very queer about the warren this evening

Fiver’s vision of blood over the fields, and the weird bit with with the rabbits heads coming down the warren network and then combining in a mass of red eyes and teeth? Yeah.

I know. Me too.
As a child I found Watership Down genuinely scary, and it made me cry (Bigwig in a trap… Hazel trying [...]

work it

Um, by any chance are you a student?