My Taste Is Better Than Yours

WARNING, this is ever so slightly fucking disgusting…

Step 1: Lube up some pvc pipe
‘Note, this could be dangerous, proceed with caution: Take a piece of pvc pipe insulation and cut it the right length to fit your dick. It should be tight so no air will leak out.’

Step 2: Pump and suck
‘Start pumping your dick and suck on pipe at the same time until you’re really to cum. Or keep going, if you’d like a taste.’

Yep, a homemade sex toy for the hard-hit but resourceful and discerning teenage cad.

Nope, not my own invention (I’m a 25 year old female btw). Also not my own words, gross.

I’m not a big fan of sex toys – things made of plastic and metal don’t particularly do it for me. And I really don’t like the idea of a boy giving himself head (I say boy and pray that no-one over the age of 19 would consider this a viable Sunday night activity. I’d like to think no-one would, full stop, but I fear that is too hopeful a thought). I am, however, a huge fan of making things. I especially like making things from other things. Which is why I absolutely love this website. Savvy.

PS Sexy kids