Or, the worst book club ever.
Oh! children of future generations. One day some of you will come across this in your grandmother’s house. You’ll ask her what the fuck this is about only for your septuagenarian ancestor to babble about her love for a fictional beige-clad Volvo-driving prude, reveal her oeuvre of Alternate Universe fanfiction and [...]
What a wonderful way to enlighten the public on the correct and appropriate protocol for this pandemic.
Thank you Aron & Jay, nothing says global health issue like skank.
WARNING, this is ever so slightly fucking disgusting…
Step 1: Lube up some pvc pipe
‘Note, this could be dangerous, proceed with caution: Take a piece of pvc pipe insulation and cut it the right length to fit your dick. It should be tight so no air will leak out.’
Step 2: Pump and suck
‘Start pumping your dick [...]
On a recent trip to Cornwall, I was disappointed when an attempted quest to a promising looking stone structure (a quest for a magical artifact, naturally) was scuppered by a very high fence, an unamused looking security guard and a sign saying ‘by appointment only’. As anyone else who spent a part of their childhood [...]