Burberry I love you…

… and your boys and your snoods and your fairisle cummerbund and your barbed wire bracelet and your lambskin cropped jacket and your…

fuckyeahburberryawkward sandals and socks. I love them too.

When I’m an 80-year-old spinster I’m going to spend all the money other people wasted on children on buying books, cigarettes, single malt, theatre tickets and Burberry Prorsum. I’ll be a deeply unpleasant old woman, but I’ll be wearing overpriced cashmere cable knit to bed. So there.

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