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Likes looking at handsome boys, hoboish but still handsome boys, and, in desperate situations where there are no boys, Hackett and Burberry catalogues for photographic representations of handsome boys.

Also quite likes books, sometimes written by handsome boys.

If only I’d joined True Love Waits

There is now a useful ‘SEX degrees of separation’ calculator to figure out how many people you could have indirectly caught the nasties from should you not use the proper precautions. It also has an option to share your results on your social networking profile, which I’ll definitely be doing.
When they say ‘calculator’, I [...]

Emmy fail exception

Aside from Dr Horrible, Sevs’ dress was about the only win.

Little Dorrit winning Best Miniseries over Generation Kill is just distressing, so I’m going to concentrate on this to try and get something positive out of the experience. She just looks so nice.
PS. STOP GIVING AWARDS TO TWO AND A HALF MEN.

Lazeeeee

On repeat.

And the P-Rod/Koston Nike SB ad that wisely uses this is pretty cute, maybe even enough for me to forgive them for the run of ugly new releases that have been offending my eyes recently (I’m looking at you, Dunk Low Asparagus).
Watch it, and have it say goodbye to summer for you.

I would wear this while carrying a highwayman’s pistol

More NYFW lust courtesy of V-Wang.

It’s raining outside and I am tired and miserable, so I’ll imagine that someone has just bought me this whole outfit and we’ll pretend for a minute that I can walk gracefully in heels, rather than like an amputee newborn foal.

Yes please…

… Derek Lam

… and yessss please Jason Wu.

I swear the purple dress is my imaginary dream film premiere dress from a few years ago come to life. I spend time thinking about these things because of all those film premieres that i go to. I need to be prepared. It’s quite [...]

Hubble upgrade geekout

More Hubble. More space. More wow.

Chekhov approves.

Hey FNL – You, I adore

Friday Night Lights is unbelievably earnest, the team have group prayers before games, Coach Taylor (using the power of his hair/sunglasses) gives cheesy locker room pep talks and they all chant ‘Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose’ at some point every game to motivate themselves to victory. Matt Saracen (oh number 7 you’re the prince [...]

N.W.A-mazing

I don’t know how they can look so confident in awesomeness AND complete in awkwardness, but this is my new photo face.

Red carpet taxidermy

So obviously the Daytime Emmys won’t even come close to the Primetime Emmys since there was no possibility of the hot pieces from GK in suits (i.e. a Brad/RayRay/Fick reunion – are Walt and Q-Tip as well too much to ask?), but they did have one thing the others probably won’t…
… A PUSSY PURSE.

It’s watching [...]

Creative writing. Post watershed.

I enjoy browsing the categories in on fanfiction.net to find the most bewildering things people choose to write about. Let’s just take the TV section, for example. The TV section, which includes fanfic for the following:
Airwolf ; Ballykissangel ; Inspector Lynley Mysteries ; Lazytown ; Monarch of the Glen ; Murder She Wrote ; Round The Twist ; Steptoe and Son.
That’s just [...]

Muppet Scando-Hotness

APOD Geek out

Astronomy picture of the day.

Farväl

RIP Godric. I got quite upset during the bit in Swedish, although I did become slightly distracted by his ugly sandals. I will miss his and Eric’s love connection, and his strangely calm demeanour.

When Sookie was disgusted at the thought of finding Eric sexually attractive, you know everyone with eyes was thinking “is something wrong [...]

Some girls

DC Comics you are staring into my SOUL.

But look! Sneaky lady tricks to snare the well-manicured 40-year-old of my dreams (check out the print detailing on his collar and cuffs). Or maybe not.
‘The Revealing Secrets of Girls’ Romances’: apparently, girls have always been a bit mental and boys have always worn rolled up jeans and plimsolls.

Whenever I see your grouchy face

My kind of love song.

“I’m glad that I’m so lucky to make you feel yucky everyday.”
Penny whistle at 1:57!