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Dear beloved one in Christ,
I knew that this letter may be a very big surprise to you, I came across your email contact from my personal search and I instructed the doctor here in this hospital to help me email you and I believe that you will be honest to fulfill my final wish before [...]

Kurt, the exception to the rule

I finally washed my Luella Kurt cardigan for the first time since I bought it, which has to be over a year ago. I know, I know, I am disgusting. And I know this because it took three (hand) washes to get clean. It also took three (hand) washes for me to realise why it [...]

do shoot.

Ages ago when I was young and hopeful, I worked in music event organising and journalism – interviewing bands on and off camera (mostly for the free drinks and boys). During which, through my sort-of-boss/drinking partner, I met Brett Jefferson Scott who organised interactive photo treasure hunts through the streets of London. (I met him [...]

Jessica Fletcher, style icon

albaz, i love you

I’ve been absolutely loving nude-on-white for sometime now. But Lanvin does it so perfectly, I feel humbled. Also I want the every, single last one of the necklaces from this collection. Alber truly understands me like no other.

Wardrobe mugshots – halloween

Plastic cups and Strongbow. Terrifying.

I just threw up in my mouth a little

So fucked up. Just so very, very, very fucked up. Oh god.

scary good housekeeping

We can all imagine the type of woman that do this, right? My childhood JP* friends’ mothers. And so by now, also my childhood friends. Hmmm, how grim.

For the rest of these charming “Haunting Halloween decorations”, as well as step-by-step instructions (in case you’re incapable of figuring out how to dye three pumpkins white and [...]

riding with lady luck

Very possibly one of my favourite songs.

Drunk internet

In my search for a working vodka jelly recipe (I’ve never managed to get it to set, probably because I put in too much vodka – in the fight between quality and quantity, the latter always seems to win) I discovered an entire website dedicated vodka jelly. Yep an entire website. And an entire page [...]

me & zena

Me & Zena makes jewelry I like (and Vogue likes it too).

pretty Pictures

My brother bought me Tim Walker’s Pictures for my birthday (after I emailed him the above amazon link daily for 3 months). It is the most wonderful book EVER.

It will make you happy. FACT.

peaches teaches

Yes, Peaches Teaches! The worst agony aunt column EVER in the history of EVER. And oh my god! Agony aunts in general are awful. But really, truly there’s nothing like seeking advice from PEACHES GELDOF. Never mind that I don’t believe anyone really sends their problems to Peaches Teaches. I refuse to believe anyone is [...]

quentin jones

London based Quentin Jones works as a painter, illustrator, animator and all round artiste extraordinaire. Quentin’s work reflects a keen interest in female imagery: from the glamourised form to the unsightly flesh. It is the kind of – often gruesome – art one would expect from a man (and yes, ‘Quentin’ as a name makes [...]

I don’t usually agree with the Met

But I have to side with the police on this one…

It is not for public viewing (initially I put it up in its entirety, but I’ve seen sense so now it’s just her face. Which is really enough anyway). There are too many fucked up (yes I am looking at you, VANESSA GEORGE) people out [...]