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I epithesi tou gigantiaiou mousaka

Don’t speak Greek? That’s cool, me neither. BUT I do know the meaning of the above, and I also know it’s gonna come in real useful next time I visit Greece… So, not so long ago my boyfriend and I were making Mousaka. He told me there was a film called ‘Attack of the Giant [...]

Tim Walker

has the most
extraordinary
mind.
He must
take a lot

of acid.

Reasons not to eat that cream pie

One.
Two.
Three.
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Thanks Wellcome Collection!
On another less disgusting note, Bobby Baker’s exhibition ‘Diary Drawings’ was just wonderful – in an immensely depressing sort of way . For the last 11 years, she has kept a ‘diary’ of her mental health status in watercolours. And her mental [...]

Lessons learnt from Sweet Valley

So, I grew up on Sweet Valley High books. I had pretty much the entire lot and those I didn’t have often arrived in the form of too-exciting-to-be-true-packages (admittedly on loan) from my intercontinental cousins. The wise words of Francine Pascal and her army of minions, through the perfectly shaped mouths of Jessica and Elizabeth [...]

is it tuesday?

I don’t know. Lets check our is it tuesday? website.
Yes. It is tuesday.

But wait! Is it christmas?
I don’t know. Lets check our is it christmas? website.
No. It is not christmas. But when it is, this is my card of choice for family and friends alike…

The internet is weird.

Oil masters brain

How do you say “I want one of these” in Japanese?

But a REAL one. Not a stop-frame animation one.

My taste is not better than yours…

Nancy.

Former First Lady Reagan, I bow to you.

My kind of trend

I prefer skirts (the shorter the better) to trousers for a number of reasons…
1. It’s easier to pee at a festival/in a park/anywhere in a skirt.
2. They’re less constricting – movement wise – as long as, like me, you do not mind other people seeing your crotch.
3. They come in pretty colours and patterns (yes [...]

i heart

Eugenio Recuenco.

This last one is my favourite. Because I feel this way all the time.

i think i’m in love

Fendi did good.

Is this the best song ever?

Um, yes.

Rap star

Do you secretly harbour some strong desire to be a rap star?
Thought so! Click here for your perfect rap star name.
Mine is Lolly the Funkstress
Gremlin’s is G. DJ
Nice.

Our best friend’s best friend…

used to go out with the guy who invented this

Yes, that is what you think it is. It is pre-stained underwear!
And the inventor, certainly our best friend’s best friend’s one-that-got-away, reckons these will be a surefire hit with “the dudes”. Um, and the ladies?

Read the full article here: Pre-stained
What a winner.

Vegan porn

Satisfy your meat free/dairy free sexual appetite here
http://www.vegporn.com/
My favourite model – Kristofski

He’s bringing sexy back.

SEX

I find this interesting so I don’t particularly care if no one else does.
Worldwide ages of consent
But if like me you are interested and did look at the link…
How bloody glad/pissed off (delete as appropriate – please note, if you deleted ‘glad’ you are a paedophile and this is the wrong site for you) are [...]