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I find this interesting so I don’t particularly care if no one else does.
Worldwide ages of consent
But if like me you are interested and did look at the link…
How bloody glad/pissed off (delete as appropriate – please note, if you deleted ‘glad’ you are a paedophile and this is the wrong site for you) are [...]

Seeing stars

So… teenage girl goes to tattoo parlor to get three stars tattooed near her left eye as a present from her father. Yes, from her father, for her 18th birthday. I can’t remember what my father gave me for my 18th birthday, but I’m pretty bloody sure it wasn’t a FACE TATTOO. Anyway, teeny ‘falls [...]

Flippant swearing

Being British, I rejoice in the use of swear words in casual conversation. I love to curse and swear and so does my grandmother. My father likes to swear so much he wrote an entire book dedicated to the subject. True.
Americans however, hate flippant swearing and as such, often find us British terribly offensive. All [...]

Hats and sunglasses indoors

ARE RUDE. We find you offensive. Stop it.

Dance Party of the Century

I’m not too sure what happened here. I guess the MK&A EMPIRE experienced a dip in the sales of their mini-me dolls with the frighteningly accurate proportions. And in order to maintain the lavish lifestyles to which they had become accustomed (since the good old days of Full House) they needed a new and fresh [...]