My Taste Is Better Than Yours » drink

‘Tis the season to be merry. Very merry

gremlin — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 23:52:12 +0000

Drunk internet

Silver — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:24:03 +0000

In my search for a working vodka jelly recipe (I’ve never managed to get it to set, probably because I put in too much vodka – in the fight between quality and quantity, the latter always seems to win) I discovered an entire website dedicated vodka jelly. Yep an entire website. And an entire page dedicated to ‘interesting vodka jelly facts’. Such as:

‘Also known as Vodka Jello or Vodka Jell-o in U.S.A’

‘Remember the strong colourings in jelly will make a real mess if anybody throws up on your furniture or carpets!’

‘You can get drunk pretty quickly with vodka jelly as you can’t usually taste much vodka and you don’t know how much you are consuming.’

Clearly there’s a clash of semantics here. I’m not sure I would use the word ‘interesting’, nor ‘facts’, come to think of it.

Anyway, it appears to be British. WHAT???!! Yes exactly! I truly thought it would be the handiwork of some American college students. Much like this and this.

SPRING BREAK!!!

oh god, please make it stop

Silver — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 08:25:15 +0000

I lasted 52 seconds. How long can you stand her?

ps. this is categorised under ‘drink’ because it makes me want to.

pps. i lasted 52 seconds because that is the point at which she gives up her home address. Now I’m saving up for my ‘tell peaches what you think of her New York spring break trip’. Btw, It’s Bedford Avenue – for those of you who couldn’t stand her that long.

ppps. SPRING BREAK.

13 again

gremlin — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 20:41:54 +0000

When all your friends go to a music festival and you don’t, you too can get drunk at home, listen to Folk Implosion, watch Kids and remember your shameful weirdo teen crush on Casper.

If you drink enough you might think it’s a good idea to skate for the first time in years.

Oil masters brain

Silver — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:20:27 +0000

How do you say “I want one of these” in Japanese?

But a REAL one. Not a stop-frame animation one.