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“Channel 4’s latest attempt to seduce us with a mixture of swearing and sex comes in the form of True Blood, the latest in the long line of sexually explicit, violent and vulgar programmes that have, sadly, become the norm on British television. True Blood is a shocking tale of depravity, explicit sexuality (bordering on pornography) [...]
You and I share more than a sunny disposition and plimsolls so old and gross they have to be taped together.
We also love thrash.
And James Taylor. (I could watch that all day.)
I think you might be my real dad.
that the new sexed up Alpen adverts are disconcerting.
FACT: Alpen is what people eat to keep their bowel movement regular.
No number of semi-naked men or women can make that fact sexy. Epic fail Alpen. Epic.
I really do love culinary shows, particularly ones with a game-show element. I love Masterchef. I love Ready Steady Cook. And I especially love Come Dine With Me (in spite – or perhaps because – of it’s inane repetitive nature and that irritating voice over man who makes everyone seem like a complete twat).
Friday Night Lights is unbelievably earnest, the team have group prayers before games, Coach Taylor (using the power of his hair/sunglasses) gives cheesy locker room pep talks and they all chant ‘Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose’ at some point every game to motivate themselves to victory. Matt Saracen (oh number 7 you’re the prince [...]
I enjoy browsing the categories in on fanfiction.net to find the most bewildering things people choose to write about. Let’s just take the TV section, for example. The TV section, which includes fanfic for the following:
Airwolf ; Ballykissangel ; Inspector Lynley Mysteries ; Lazytown ; Monarch of the Glen ; Murder She Wrote ; Round The Twist ; Steptoe and Son.
That’s just [...]
PC has stolen my heart
I’m so sorry CB! Take solace in the knowledge that once you were loved.
RIP Godric. I got quite upset during the bit in Swedish, although I did become slightly distracted by his ugly sandals. I will miss his and Eric’s love connection, and his strangely calm demeanour.
When Sookie was disgusted at the thought of finding Eric sexually attractive, you know everyone with eyes was thinking “is something wrong [...]
My kind of love song.
“I’m glad that I’m so lucky to make you feel yucky everyday.”
Penny whistle at 1:57!
Oh Ethan from 90210. You were the surprise of the show, the boring jock that somehow became all kinds of awesome after your comic timing let you break free from your initial role as the boy rope in Annie and Crazy Naomi’s tug of war. I really liked when you got a man crush on [...]
Heavy machinery! Quarries! Preteens blowing shit up under the supervision of ANDREW W.K.!
I imagine this is what a fucking massive insurance premium looks like, ie the best TV show in the world. If they manage to incorporate gunge, it just might be perfect.
In my dreams there’s a theme tune that goes ‘we build, we destroy, [...]
This week I have been enjoying Martina Cole’s The Take (I like how her name is in the title to reassure us trash connoisseurs), a programme which includes the line “he’s taken everything, even the Flymo”. Part of its charm is that it involves senseless violence carried out in super eighties outfits (in honour of [...]