My dog, on the other hand, is racist. Yes, racist.
Don’t speak Greek? That’s cool, me neither. BUT I do know the meaning of the above, and I also know it’s gonna come in real useful next time I visit Greece… So, not so long ago my boyfriend and I were making Mousaka. He told me there was a film called ‘Attack of the Giant [...]
One gentleman’s quest to find his goddess
Don’t worry, his terms are negotiable, although as a “Global Visionary” and an inventor of technology which will re-define the entire computer industry (as well as the powerful sexual skills suggested by his forceful use of caps), I don’t see why he should have to.
His search for a lady is [...]
I don’t know. Lets check our is it tuesday? website.
Yes. It is tuesday.
But wait! Is it christmas?
I don’t know. Lets check our is it christmas? website.
No. It is not christmas. But when it is, this is my card of choice for family and friends alike…
The internet is weird.
So… teenage girl goes to tattoo parlor to get three stars tattooed near her left eye as a present from her father. Yes, from her father, for her 18th birthday. I can’t remember what my father gave me for my 18th birthday, but I’m pretty bloody sure it wasn’t a FACE TATTOO. Anyway, teeny ‘falls [...]